Home of the Beasts

Welcome to our website. You might be wondering why we switched everything over, when theres already an existing website with our system name. Well, we're very smart cookies and completely lost the login. We don't even know what email it was under. So now we have to make a new one. How silly. We're the Damn Feds. This is our place to put general blog things, and whatnot. We do art, and it'll probably go here too. We're a system. Click on our about tab to learn about about us specifically. Otherwise just feel free to click around.

FAQ

Q: Why did you make a FAQ for a page that nobody knows about?.

A: We're extra. We want to avoid conversation about anything ever if possible.

Q: Why not just make your own code?

A: We tried. We failed. We are using a template for the time being, till we think our own coding skills are far better. We primarily have experience on the website Toyhouse, but obviously using bootstrap is much different than a random personal website. We also just refuse to pay for supporter (we have no money). Once our skills are good enough with just JS, HTML and CSS we will make our own. But now is not the time for that.

Q: Why do you type so pretentiously? Its really throwing me off and you sound like a dick!

A: 'tism. I am actually pretty bad at tone, so I can't always tell when I say something how it'll come off to neurotypicals. I try my best though, I'm a lot more (less?) expressive IRL. Just ask any of my friends. No you won't get their contacts.

Q: You said you can speak multiple languages, why is this website all in English?

A: 1) Accessability 2) I speak German but not well enough I feel comfortable typing it out. I just want to avoid typos and translation things 3) dyslexia 4) I can't type out ASL. Thats not how the language works 5) toki pona is ineffective for ideas I want to have here.

Q: Hey, you said 'we' instead of 'i' in the first and second questions! Whats going on! Are you multiple people? Are multiple people running this website?

A: We are a system, but I (Rainer!) am singularly answering these fake questions I proposed. There is multiple of us who will post their things here, and we find it important to have both our plurality, and singular identities brought attention to. More of an explaination can be found in our about.

Q: Why are you called The Damn Feds???

A: About tab.

Q: How did you get into SCP?

A: I was 9 years old, and an avid SOG fan. His scp videos had me absolutely hooked from then on.